Don't judge

Football season is cool. I get to wear people clothes almost every Sunday.  I love people clothes. Some people think that is strange.  Some people think tansvestites are strange. Those people are dumb.  They can't see that other people or dog preferences have nothing to do with them.  Sure children and animals need protected from bad people, but grown ups like me should not be judged for our choices as long as we don't hurt others.  

So I get to wear football clothes on Sundays.  Dad says it is good luck, but so far it isn't working for our Steelers.  I'm trying.  Sometimes I get compared to Bear.  That hurts my heart.  Apparently when Bear wore the Steelers clothes, it worked.  Plus Bear didn't have issues and everyone loved him.  But I'm a good dog too.  bear was so lucky.  He got to live with mom from when he was a baby.  I had a rough puppyhood.  But I love mom sooo much. It's just hard not to get jealous of Rocky sometimes, although he always listens to what I tell him to do.  I have to scare him a little, but I'm older so that is only fair, especially since he is bigger than me.  Rocky doesn't like clothes much, but he doesn't hold it against me that I do. And he dies like to play football like me. 

Kitty is another story.  She is judgmental.  Sure, I bit her face off once.  But she survived.  Now she loves up on me all the time.  But she judges me for liking clothes AND she gets to sit on mom's lap a lot.