Suitcases!

I AM NOT HAPPY. the suitcases are out and my bed has been moved to the front room.  I haven't seen Dave for ages.  I'm pretty sure we're being abandoned.  And the cat, the cat doesn't even seem to care!   Of course she just comes and goes as she pleases.  Why would she care?   She doesn't love mommy like I do.  Rocky cares.   Dogs are smarter than cats. Even dumb dogs like Rocky. 

Babies

Babies! I don't know nothing bought no babies.  Rocky seems to like them, but he is such a clutz, he's always knocking them down.  Well, I shouldn't say them, really there is just one for now.  Miley, they call her.  But there more coming...rocky knows...don't know how, but he says Haylee is on the way.  Mostly I just ignore Miley.  But she doesn't want to ignore me!   She'd sure like to ignore rocky though.  She knows my name and chases me around if I'm actually allowed in the room.  I admit, she makes me nervous.  When I'm in the room mom or dad almost always has a hand on me to keep me calm.  They say I have to learn, but in quiet they say I have to be watched. They are right, of course.  I'm glad to be allowed out when Miley us here, but I havent figured her out yet.  She runs around on her toes, cries, babbles, and smells funny....but she knows my name and seems happy to see me.   I have to think about this.   

I'm not lazy

Hi everybody.  I saw on mom’s facebook that some of you miss me J.  Ruff!  I also saw that she called me fat and lazy…now whose fault might that be?  And I am not ADDICTED to Candy Crush!  It just gives me something to do when nobody will take us for a walk or throw ducks for us.  This week mom got up a couple times in the morning and we got to walk around the short side of the block.  A mile plus a little.  Sadly that felt like a long way to both of us.  We are a little out of shape, but that doesn’t make us lazy. 

It’s just that whole morning thing that is tough.  First, I sleep in my own bed all night til dad gets up about 530.  Then I FINALLY get to get in the bed and it is sooo comfy.  Why should I be in a hurry to get up.  Rocky tries to get mom up.  Since he doesn’t get on the bed, he doesn’t get the deliciousness of just lying there wrapped in the blankies.  So mom and I don’t want to get up.  So what? 

Dad is still getting up at 530 this week even though something is going on with the government that has caused a fur low.  I wasn’t too worried about it until I heard a rumor that he wasn’t going to get paid for going to work.  Then I thought, well, that sucks, he should just stay home with us if they aren’t going to pay him.  But I guess that has been worked out and our kibble is safe, so he better keep going to work.  Seems like those government guys just like to get on TV and argue a lot, but they don’t really make much sense. 

Well, that’s it for now.  Oh, yea, one last thing…that deal about Rocky speaking Whale and Horse and being bilingual and all is just BS.  He has a speech impediment, but he only speaks dog.  And he speaks way to much if you ask me.