I'm not lazy

Hi everybody.  I saw on mom’s facebook that some of you miss me J.  Ruff!  I also saw that she called me fat and lazy…now whose fault might that be?  And I am not ADDICTED to Candy Crush!  It just gives me something to do when nobody will take us for a walk or throw ducks for us.  This week mom got up a couple times in the morning and we got to walk around the short side of the block.  A mile plus a little.  Sadly that felt like a long way to both of us.  We are a little out of shape, but that doesn’t make us lazy. 

It’s just that whole morning thing that is tough.  First, I sleep in my own bed all night til dad gets up about 530.  Then I FINALLY get to get in the bed and it is sooo comfy.  Why should I be in a hurry to get up.  Rocky tries to get mom up.  Since he doesn’t get on the bed, he doesn’t get the deliciousness of just lying there wrapped in the blankies.  So mom and I don’t want to get up.  So what? 

Dad is still getting up at 530 this week even though something is going on with the government that has caused a fur low.  I wasn’t too worried about it until I heard a rumor that he wasn’t going to get paid for going to work.  Then I thought, well, that sucks, he should just stay home with us if they aren’t going to pay him.  But I guess that has been worked out and our kibble is safe, so he better keep going to work.  Seems like those government guys just like to get on TV and argue a lot, but they don’t really make much sense. 

Well, that’s it for now.  Oh, yea, one last thing…that deal about Rocky speaking Whale and Horse and being bilingual and all is just BS.  He has a speech impediment, but he only speaks dog.  And he speaks way to much if you ask me.